I love the names that make me think these Northwest Arkansas governmental agencies are watching my environmental and sustainable backside. The names that sound like they are protecting me from pollution; saving the planet through reuse and recycling; reducing carbon footprints; putting our children first before currency; setting the stage for a real “Green Valley”.

Look closely and you’ll see these clever governmental agency names are a sham when it comes to protecting our Northwest Arkansas (and our neighbors’) environment from harmful consequences.

An environment-friendly-sounding governmental authority called “The Benton County Environmental Committee” is anything but earth-friendly when it approved an ordinance on Tuesday that allows property owners to burn old structures. The ordinance passed without any strict oversight provisions, or requirement that state environmental officials review and approve what is being burned.

The Benton County Environmental Committee and its bosses, the County justices of the peace, are putting the almighty buck and old-fashioned country-boy laziness ahead of the environment with this one.

Just because we live in the middle of nowhere, it doesn’t mean our pollution won’t hurt the environment, our neighbors, or the planet any less. Or, that since the granola crowd from California and Oregon can’t smell or see it, it must be o.k.

They say they want to allow burning buildings as an easy and affordable way for property owners to get rid of unsightly chicken houses and barns built of untreated lumber. We say if you want to burn down a building, do it only when all other alternatives have been exhausted. We really think that burning something as toxic as a building should be a last-resort of county-emergency proportions.

The Arkansas Department of Environmental Quality, a favorite whipping boy here in Rog’s house, wants to authorize any structure to be burned in Benton County. That’s a good thing this time, because virtually all the structures that will be burned under this new law contain hazardous materials that can be spewed into the atmosphere. Asbestos. Lead. Chemicals. Trash. Worse.

As everyone who lives here knows: The good ol’ boy network here locally doesn’t have the political backbone to put Mother Nature first over neighborly economic convenience.

We need independent oversight for our own good. Think of it as daycare and a short-bus ride for our environmentally-challenged leaders.

We think this new ordinance completely ignores EPA and federal regulations regarding open burning and asbestos removal. But, that’s another story for another day.

State law discourages open burning of yard waste. It’s called pollution. It’s called greenhouse gasses. My college professor called it carbon footprint.

The state does have regulations, albeit very weak and ineffective, that allows government officials to permit fires to prevent a fire hazards. Another regulation says burn permits should be allowed, but only after the applicant demonstrates there are no “practicable, safe, and lawful alternative methods of disposal.”

Justice of the Peace Douglas, R-Bentonville told the Morning News, “Because it’s a regulation and not a law, I don’t know how they can hold us to it.” Huh? Did I just read this in print? Is this guy really telling me it’s o.k. to pollute because it’s a regulation and not a law? I’ll follow God’s law on this one.

Douglas told the Morning News he worried that “adding the state’s suggested provision would deter people from burning unsound structures. Going through the department for a permit could create a backlog and slow the process.”

Hey Douglas, I have an idea: Let’s slow down Global Warming. Let’s save the planet from ignorance. Walmart says it’s a good idea in their TV ads. Maybe you should listen.

Douglas said, “It just adds more red tape and more harassment. People don’t want to deal with ADEQ in Little Rock because most of the time (ADEQ officials) don’t act like they have good sense.” (sic)

Good sense? Sorry, we disagree! We know who lacks good sense this time.

As anyone who studies these issues will tell you, this is yet another example why Arkansas is at the very bottom of the green valley when it comes to protecting our environment.

Remember boys, just because you say you’re green, or the natural state, or carry a big gun, or own stock in Walmart, it doesn’t mean you are good for the planet.

Tuesday’s actions once again demonstrate what we’ve been telling you all along: Northwest Arkansas will never be a real green valley leader until public policy changes so that strict eco-friendly practices are the expectation – not the exception.